Cheap Thrills is a record club based in Montpelier, Vermont. We get together every so often to listen to a vinyl record nobody in the group has ever listened to or even heard of before. While we are listening, we write reviews in Haiku form ( what you see here). Enjoy!
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Med Blu and Madlib - Bad Neighbor
The water runs hot
and rhymes run out the faucet
smooth around the drain
Flip my beat, bounce back
singing to you, harmonies
get down. Dance with me
Madlib drunk on funk
no way to stop the music
moving to it too
Funkanaut soundtrack
we play it in our spaceship
flyin' high on beats
That guy never stops
needles and wax and comrades
guest starring the great ...
Bumpin down beat street
it's cold out, I feel the heat
bass face, flexin' mean
Unravel and clack
slip forward to roll it back
drip sweet little creep
Fluctuating flow
a boisterous bedlam of beats
spin thy bad neighbor
No stone left unturned
seven quarts Dom Perignon
get out of jail free
Bombastic beats bounce
solid samples, some sick licks
keep diggin them crates
Rackin full on black
reclaim the fence twine bundle
fuzz buzz Sunday pope
æsahættr - æsahættr
Distortion mountain
stay warm against the bone chill
a mid winter trek
To your season's end
where wild beast dream in shadow...
the only white, teeth
Tyranny endured
their strength gained thru suffering
plight of the just
What goes on inside
a butterfly's head is not
all what you may think
Broken leather strap
pulls tight upon demon's neck
release, sweet sorrow
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Ramma Lamma - Ice Cream
So you peed your pants
but still whistle at the girl
flip two birds, OH YEAH!
Guitar licks, hair licks
face licks, ear licks, eyeball licks
Bull-licks, ice cream licks
Drive in Root beer punks
Alligator cheeseburger
barf in the morning
Take the reins, meatball
upside down, you drink that Schlitz
spinning gate of grease
Killer Miller time
wild things lurk in corners
chaffed skin and sunburn
Come on babe, lets walk
'cause mty motorcycles' broke
and I'm drunk as fuck!
I'm just passin' through
with Fritz the cat and a half...
bottle os booze
Broken rental drones
bumper boats in a dry pool
yellow concrete swirl
Ice cold punk machine
burning Summertime anthem
blazing blue denim
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Larkin Poe -Self Titled
Sun sets on Monday
Harmony carries us through
Bullet bar reverb
Rock and Roll and steel
Spark, embers, burn from vintage
Original slide
Radio cliche
Hum a prayer for Adele
A wholesome Church chant
Hand over hand weave
Golden tracks braided with care
All the ends tucked in
Bones and blood and guts
All polished, buffed to high sheen
I want the real you
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Bobby Bare Jr. - Undefeated
Horn, string, crash, refrain
Confessions have now become
So complicated
A little Honky Tonk
Burried in the mud of days
Lost to the 'morrow
Horms from the Jazz band
Post industrial rhythm
Sing a catchy tune
Brother at my side
A bright flash in
The night sky
All day by the lake
Drawing boats with your finger
As you float on shore
Wet grass on my back
The sky lit up with a flash
A heavenly nod
Dreamy sad by drone
I hear you buddy, I hear you
I am listening
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Crow44 - Self Titled
A rhythmic anvil
starting the conversations
of how we started
The future report
From inside the jello mold
What will this become
Hijinx in a mall
Synthetic casio trip
Zelda no legend
Was someone kidnapped?
Is everyone okay here?
Electronic haze
The party's last hour
Someone drooling on the couch
Clean up tomorrow
Without a nightmare
The sleep I have is docile
But never too sweet
A soft light cascades
Across her face as she peaks
Through a sheer curtain
A French movie scene
in an outer space bass ship
Floating in glitter
Saun and Starr - Look Closer
Keep pointing hot shot
Funkin it up on side two
baby, look closer
An expensive car
Horns a chorus of silver
Step right then step left
All of my friends are here
Voice carrying the whole night
Steady as a beat
Evening nothing wrong
Bass progresses by itself
"Nothing gold can stay"
Naughty but so fine
Octave range off the chain
Backup dancers' moves
So now you got time?
Call me for a drink, some wine
It's quarter to nine
I like the brass parts
a lot, thank you for the swoon
Rhythmic pocket, too
Iced tea and lemon
The sky from a swinging chair
Hummingbird horn line
Nothing flows like this
Into voice in wave to ear
Like a bloodied soul
Steamy summer club
Sequins glisten in the dark
Moving like a snake
Caddy spokes glimmer
in midnight moon honey air
Swaying towards the dawn
Float above water
Grant Rapids cocaine dealers
I'm a bad dancer
One, two, three, four-and
Brass, bass, voices full of soul
Shaky tambourine
Hollow Boys - Believe in Nothing
Where glass meets concrete
We walk above; then you drop
Me into the street
Ice rivers in my veins
Low slow bass smash arteries free
Someday, someday soon
Killing moons shadow
The bell tolls, it's 2 am
Hold me clementine
A natural wave
And a man-made wave collide
Tense, yet fluid swells
Before the cafe
On a fire escape rung
When noon strikes dull gray
Let's slip away, doll
Beneath two Januaries
Free from British law
Something from nothing
Untimely pop melodies
We are the hollow
Terror Amor - Beibi
Put an arm around
You're a sweet friend, and wiggle
Be there tomorrow
Slice into your rage
And cut out the dark spaces
What's left is your joy
Dirty waves, sweat ring
Bounce off the rope and collide
With white catharsis
VHS tape of
Ravi Shankar blowing lines
Backstage at CB's
Without seven wings
I believe in three cold birds-
Where every worm sings
I'll send my mesh kiss
Through the screen door at last light
You'll keep beating drum
I wish I paid more
Attention in Spanish class
It's no big deal though
Hot ears burning red
Bran freeze melting and soaking
Drip popsicle, drip
A net of fuzz, buzz
Raucous wild times start anew
Invigorating
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Nite Class - Love Scenes
Suzuki sidekick
totally passed inspection
UN SNAP the top down
R+B's mistress
lets loose lovers lips, entwined
in limps and heartbeats
I'm in the mall, no,
I'm on a thirty foot yacht.
No, I'm on cocaine
Here,it's all lasers
scratched glass vitrines of desire
flaking enamel
If irony reigns,
the kingdom dances to synth
jam on your keytar
Dance and groove baby
up and down that Casio
in pink stripe knee highs
Not too fast, move slow
electric city lovers
blue eye shadow kiss
Crisp and malicious
like screwdrivers made of fuck
please be wet with me
Yamaha chillin
strange Prince vibes enter the night
thus, dance class begins
Adidas clad foot
heartbeats fluorescent gold
delicate tin synth
The blue then the pink
flash through smoke across your cheek
don't pull out your phone
Find a fish to feel
hold it steady and soft
freeze frame the credits
Hot dog to hamburger
is timeless flavor good thing?
Does bear shit in woods?
Dancing in spandex
magic mountain, spinning top
synth the night away
Row call Tina T?
Questions Prince the instructor
how do I enroll?
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Dan Melchior Und das Menace - HUNGER


Constant interest
in the associative
powers of mind time
Feet shuffled over
carpet / fingers reach balloons
you know what happens
Roll and roll down hills
always clipping fingernails
do dance with the dog
Saliva splatters
cause I'm hungry so hungry
bloody gums run red
Shot from belt scissors
before and after the cloth
with marmalade tongue
Dirt on my visor
I wipe blood from my scabbed knee
knowing that I've lived!
We know to bear it
and drink the pink lemonade
and taste the honey
Harry Potter hears
the 1812 overture
but not on itunes
At the end they are
all happy with grey and smiles
so it must be good
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Swale - Direct Inbreds
getting ready with the beat
mellow mood warms night.
Backwards carousel
lights flashing — red, white, blue, green
lost in the fun house.
The wind passes by
the breeze sits on a crooked tree
air, stilled by the moon.
Surrender belief
abandon a kill to it
a new tribe dancer.
A pleasant wavelength,
an inappropriate glance,
to remember well.
Voices in hallways
find machines to echo in
with blip balls that bounce.
Any more ambient
and I'd ask Apartment 2
to please turn it down.
Ethereal noise
my guts feel pleasantly calm
bones shiver and shake.
Fuzzy fuzzy crunch
crunchy crunchy velvety
I want to pet you.
I'm under water
could this be what drugs sound like?
from within a womb?
Swinging, open door
beyond some velvet morning
towards liturgies.
Brown leather jacket
the feel of autumn and sex
keys not left behind.
Your thoughts were still on
ubiquitous avouchment
but still rendering.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Brody Dalle - Diploid Love
Amounted haven
allows slippery neglect
open for dinner
You are dressed in dreams
snakes writhing in my rib cage
red lips dipped in blonde
Voice thick and caustic
bring us to your underworld
harness my fuck you
Pump your red iron -
grind finite portions of flesh,
make the magnet weak
Fresh cake or lemon
between afternoon and night
a voice in dry death
Four plus four plus four
I'm glad about the banging
sure I'm sure, sure sure
What happens when you
throw up in the street in a
small place like this is
A smack on the cheek
Leopard carpet room flushed red
platinum vision
Your voice is so nice
bursting vaginal ladies
let me in your lemon
Emphatic out pour
red flash, bold zap, full of re-
verb, signifying nothing
Commence boom, boom, tap
wishy - waz ways I wass
bang,band, tap : finish
Laugh it up, chuckles-
enjoy the byline while it
lasts. You'll get no cash
Lushy slushy songs, no clapping
school work left no time for napping
haiku sometimes rhyme, like rapping
Running late to club
punk rock beats greet my entrance
relaxing B side
Melody dream on
dreams drone on into nightmares
nightmare melodies
Guitars, bass, and drums -
mom and dad don't understand,
teenage angst is so ....
With fists to the air
lean your back against strangers
it's time to let go
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Sylvan Esso - Sylvan Esso
Partisan Records/
Knitting Factory Records
air above
sound sound I can listen
and that's all I want
All transitory
the whole atmosphere in flux
windshield waking dream
Pitch dark blinding night
so quiet after a storm
walking without sight
Tiny big voices
it's a gentle dance party
dreamy open space
If Portishead and
Esthero and maybe Cat
Power had a child
Monday, July 21, 2014
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's - Buzzard
Sounding like summer
Sounding like summers gone by
Night air and good friends
Vocals lead the tune
Daylilies and Rhubarb leaf
Guitars and Rhythm
Dreamy summer day
Too bad everyone will die
I'd just like to stay.
Paul Simon's dark twin
Turning up the morphine drip
It's not cynical.
That beat driving on
Punk rock with adult problems
Acid business trip.
Flask and bandanna
Photo albums of the west
an armchair thinker
We're just having fun
Sunset... late summer weather
Not a worry here
Dengue Fever - Venus on Earth
Lost in Los Angels,
"Charlie don't surf", melody -
Khmer rock, baby!
Hold open the door
his necklace you out
your family sleeps
See the road, broken
towards the the pool halls promise
coins and empty sex
Salt and vinegar
cambodian sultriness
swaying in hotels
Maybe we're all hipsters
or we're zombie mannequins
either way, we're friends
All over the map
party girl parker posey
missing my lover
Silk the throat ascend
sauntering palm leaf flutter
shim sham the crooner
Ticking projector
flashes colors on the wall
A vintage palette
Liquor over ice
glass sweating silver all day
sunset sinking haze
Hotel bar blackout
what was the last true thing you said?
say you've forgotten
Thin voice, singing reed
Dusty smell of sunbleached drapes
elbows wear down sill
Whirly nancy crash
add it to your lexicon
summon moving light
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Candy Claws - Ceres & Calypso in The Deep Time
Haze of distortion
words lost in a cluttered ear
still I strain to hear
Pinwheel horns crashing
advancing sound miasma
take no prisoners
Well deep and wishing
fall in dreamland entangled
as Alice felt once
Summer's first sun burn
will make the skin hot to touch
yet heats most the mind
Snow on the T.V.
conversations I can't hear
Extinct dinosaurs
Buried underground
twelve polyphonic fossils
dig the Demeter
Nymphomaniac,
for 65 million years
I've listened to you
For this frightened waltz
I offer ancient lyrics
from dinosaur bones
Oh mountain - SHARP! GERSH!
New PLAAAAANG! slow feel CRASH SQUEEEEEE Oh....
BELT - UNG <pop-wah....>
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Poppy Ackroyd - Escapement
- Denovali Records
- A beam of sunlight
Through a pool of cool water
Emerge and renew
A dark quiet room
Echoes of a concert hall
Ivory Violin
please kill me to this,
and with swift strikes remind me
the beauty of life
A mile of metal
extraordinarily made
just to resonate
From my memory;
Pieces to resemble a whole.
Nearer to complete.
Saw your mom today,
She likes the way I move it
your dad is jealous
Tap, Tap clickaty
Clack! Wonderous Melody
Heart thump thumping way
I'm under water,
But without needing a breath
Magnificent Calm
A false bottom hope
Brings me back to a dark dream
Yet hope I must chase
There are pianos
(love may very well all be lost)
And there are cellos
I am listening
to her writing down her dream
Flip the record now.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Preteen Zenith - Rubble guts and BB eye
Good Record Recordings
My only weapon-
a tongue that turns in water
somersault through time
Really far out man,
you on some kind of spaceship?
or is it just drugs?
Play the recorder,
not just manipulation.
You lie to yourself
Perfect new goosebumps
tuck me under more layers
fuzzy warm and pleased
A spook in the air
the landscape looks so bizarre
lullaby playground
The infinite loop
a melodic symphony
nightmares turn to smiles
At the crest... true peace
and then a rapid decent
Crash! And you are whole
Thursday, April 10, 2014
A Giant Dog - Fight
Tic Tac Totally Records
- Red neon light burns
ooh, motorcycle summer
so sweaty, so right
Your songs are so good
I believe I knew before
the tambourine shook
Soon, winter will die
If we light up a stage, will
you play in Vermont?
sound like this melts ice.
Sweat on my breast through spandex
Cool 85 degrees
wonderful spring time
you convinced me its coming...
in the dead of march
Monday, March 17, 2014
The Front Bottoms - Talon of the Hawk
Bar None Records
Like the time you read
tearfully and honesty
was quickly suspect
Jamming on eighth notes
remembering early days
beer in the basement
N.J.P.P TATS
skate park benches at the shore
40 from the city
What do you get when
you cross a front porch with a
scared bunny and sluts?
You seem to like knives
modern talons for humans
bottom of something
There is surely noise
in my brain I reject you
my soul does also
Knife in my rib cage
washed up on a topless beach
salt stings, they smile
Is this that band that
wrote that first MTV song?
Dead radio stars
A balloon voyage
it's a mercurial route
through time, come to now
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Cult of Youth - Cult of Youth
Sacred Bones Records
Tribal pirates chant
at pagan Gods in hopes that
fire doesn't come again
Rhythms in the dark
lead me deeper underground
to witness worms dance
Fiddle. Flute. Lazers.
in the apartment upstairs
folk singer next door
He is ground to dust
repenting under the moon
drums meet broken arms
An opera set
that has nothing to do with
Rusted Root at all
Sacred Bones is a
perfect name for a label
that has a purpose
Horen, wissen sie
es meine Bruder straBe
wir singen, tanzen
(listen, you know
it was my brothers street
we sing, dance)
Downtown right on first
board that rusty time machine
cherry blossom curl
Another pint please
make a river of it all
to become pirates
draw all of your swords
draw all the blood from this life
make an effigy
Friday, January 31, 2014
Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside - Untamed Beast
- oooOOh! ouH! ouH! ouH! ouH!
dramas like this for decades
ooouh! woouH! woouH! woooH! ouH!
(softer now)
It makes sense to me
first time I heard about you
I was at the bar
It's the sound of sand
crossed clang and stomping sex beat
Yum, but what is it?
unruly I weep
crooning hopping wild flight
madly smashing life
Vintage soul on mic
Pack of smokes rolled in my sleeve
Surfing on reverb
the ice-cream will melt.
onto my breast as I stand
sweet sway, hip thrust dance.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Kelley Stoltz - Double Exposure
- Third Man Records
- Melody and beat
- sway and tap and bop along
stepping at a pace.
A combination?
True West Coast optimism
Dabbles with dark pop
Vinyl Records play
New Sounds to good friends
In a closed shop
Shuffling rhythms
arch over murmuring talk
pause, then another
Laid back disco ball
Spin around the room, reflect
Dancing in my chair
Unwind or Windup
Groove open as a seashell
Pressed lightly to ear
Heart light head bobbing
Record grooves carries sunshine
Sand in the speakers
That voice shakes and shrinks
Sink a rubber band sundial
It's violet drop
Your high pelican
Swelling to swollen pitches
Fix the hiss inside
I won't assail this
pleasantries can be construct
or just pretty nice
Post modern art hangs
How sullen shadow; go left
sea glass is still sand
A calculator
calculate it in decent
and live in BOOBHELL "80084377"
Forever Screen Stare
static consuming the day
Livingroom sun gone
Summer time hand claps
harmonies for our cold hearts
let's go to the beach
Kimchee taco man
you can visit me whenevs
Kelley fucking stoltz
I bet your drummer
Wishes they had curly hair
to tickle the skin
Destroy this Place - Destroy this Place
Bellyache Records
Michigan Garage
Riffing guitars, smashing drums
cruising the highway
Took out your nose ring
and yet the tang of metal
haunts each hammered chord
Once the needle drops
the groove can be relentless
keep your blurred past close
I wore my earmuffs
to the loudest rock concert
Fuzz fuzz muffle crunch
Fighters of foo foo
remember their forefathers
and honor their sounds
Lose your pretension
old friends getting their Grohl on
with fun power PoP!
Monday, November 25, 2013
Hot Lunch - Hot Lunch
Tee Pee Records
Long hair, dirty shoes
Always sit alone in the
Cafeteria
With effervescence,
a rock turns into water
inside SellOphane
Di I hear truth here?
A cry with out conviction?
Mom didn't pick this
Motherfuck your meat
Absolute sister of grind
Hey! Meatball psycho
Distorted Bass tones
Progressive stoner release
Listen with headphones
Dirty Bar lunch hall
I'm there with my lunch lady
I'll have the noodles
(Alternate ending:
Buffet style for me)
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Tera Melos - X'ed Out
Sargent House Records
Sonic Petting Zoo
sounds repeat through caged parrots
some creatures unknown
the hidden power?
partial star eclipse honed sharp
finger prick daydream
flashback to the past
stoned in my teenage bedroom
future leaves a doubt
when the median
rises above the moonlight
oceans bottom kiss
it's towards the sky
but lumbers in dim-lit bars
who will last the night?
our sex was contained
fifteen heat in New York City
bipolar I swallowed
a steel balloon floats
unfamiliar buoyancy
but it will maintain
upon inspection,
within every curve ball
one can't find the love
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Father Yod and the Source Family - Thought Adjusters
We are all winners
brothers and sisters of God
it's a rebirth purge
Pentatonic beans
hash smoke fog over the bay
bloodshot eyes of God
Forgetting ourselves
why are we still wearing clothes?
my name is now "wind"
All the light is us
we are light, as morning's birth
all the light is us
Through the prism now
we are one, not divided
fear shall dissipate
The apples center
holds the universal chi
sorry Yod, not you
A new religion,
similar to mayonnaise,
how do I join?
How many Jesi
how many universes
apples are the world
False ending false hope
we are strong in our beliefs
whatever they are
Boaz? Who are you
are they special or only you?
the father. The sons
One Yod
I have to confess
I'm carrying your baby
the moon stars and son
Irrevocably
simplistic good intentions
perhaps, same old shit
Calloused vocal chords
scraping universal dust
but no, not really
Flute lusts for woodblock
woodblock ravishes guitar
bass, drum, and voice weep
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Heloise and the Savoir Faire - Diamond Dust
This Romance makes me
knock down all candles and dance
around the fire
Beats need to hold weight
the synths cannot hold themselves
tightly to the right
Wasabi glitter
a fabulous flash of heat
senses lit ablaze
The bubbles go pop!
Floating inside an assumed
Vampire rhythm
A void has been cleared
the new vogue is in our hearts
thumping magenta
My pelvis is hot
pressed in the interior
you're inside with me
Your candy voice licks
my dull heart surfaces through
and I dive in it
Sparkling happy
a fluttering firefly
Boom Boom Heloise
Pink pixel raindrops
tongue on the midi keyboard
dystopia dance
Glow demon shimmies
angelic vixen struts
wing open thigh wide
Tokyo. Munich
Paris,New York, L.A., Rome
Berlin, London, here
You will command us
under the influence of
$20 drinks
We still hear these songs
several years later when
we wear silver suits
Sounds a lot like what
I used to listen to in
the nineteen eighties..
Minus the Macbook,
plus some literary nods,
minus autotune
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Elmo Williams and Hezekiah Early - American Made
Big Legal Mess Records
It's a dive in here
and the sun will be up soon
lets hop that next train
roll the drums on through
make it whats made history
smoke them tunes for good
one two three four one
announce proclaim major chuff
two three four one two
fives and sevens tough
for bone pleasing four four time
I'll tap out each beat
march march heel stomp march
make yourself a regular
moving drum hand kiss
harmonica crows
down upon the rolling train
a storm approaches
hot summer "fuck you"
volume, we turn up like fleas
and your momma too
I'mma get on it
push a pig through prison bars
sweaty like beer can
Its a swamp party
humid night, beer bottles sweat
three girls on your mind
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Cemeteries - The Wilderness
Slow motion dreaming
From the bedroom to the depths
Underwater sight
Asleep on the shore
The waves sing me lullabies
Nature's brilliant dream
If we never throw
off the mantle of snow, will
your voice still echo?
A million- mile stare
A memory of driving
Snow cold as it melts
I love the organ,
It's a cold weather album,
easy hip-no-teek
Floating on my back
Ocean is drifting away
The moon rides the tide
November twilight
Soft bones turn and crumble slow
Cold ear on the ground
Following others
Path is like entering a
dark room without light
The first have sparkled
Underneath higher plucking vows
Scratched clean from old hope
Fabrication poems
Programs movement
Jangle of love songs
Remembrance things past
Boundary
Life
Death
Gateway, Cemetery
Dark side of whose moon?
seems to be a calling out loud
Loop the blue eyes, boy
Chat instant muted
Drowned by the white ascension
of your sounds of trees
Comfort in letting
the periphery blur by
knowing heart is true
Instruments weaved up
tight like an orange blanket
napping through winter
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